when the top has a better ass than the bottom


When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question


(Source: itsjustinsbieber)


happy birthday someone

"I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise."